- if I I'm slightly
- if I show up to my daughter's volleyball practice tonight looking like a wet cat. This momma has to go to Jazzercise if she plans on winning the weight-loss competion.
- if I bought another new lipstick. Avon put the screws to me and discontinued my favorite
- if I get excited for Wednesday night TV. Both shows are so damn funny.
- if I don't right a review of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. I'll just say although it left me feeling uncomfortable, queasy and surprised - it was still Great.