Dear Gloomy Mood: It’s a rare day when I’m not all happy and bubbly. And although it’s Friday, I’m just pooped from the week and really looking forward to 5:00pm so I can start my weekend and work on getting rid of you.
Dear Right Eye: All day something has been irritating you. Can’t tell if it’s an eyelash, dirt, make-up, or what. It’s bugging me . Fiercely.
Dear Friday Outfit: Apparently wearing a long sweater, over jeans with ornate, button-down pockets pushes the sweater out in a very unflattering way. Oh and the belt I need to wear because my jeans are at least one size too big makes me look gigantic from the front too. The sweater should lay flat and is bulging in all the wrong spots. Note to self – GET A FULL LENGTH MIRROR!
Dear Nails: I had super high hopes of making you look spectacular this week. I figured I would have lots of time to devote to making you look amazing. I was wrong. You are passable – but so far from being amazing.(OPI Hot Ayers Rock)
Dear new iPhone 5: You’ve arrived. Can. Not. Wait. to fire you up!
Dear Harry Potter Halloween Costume: Colton is going to look so adorable in you. I especially loved it last night when he said “I’m going to wear my hair like Harry’s too mom”. I said “You have a buzz cut bud, it won’t grow that fast.” His reply “Sure it will mom, I’ll just tell it to grow faster.” Good idea son. Surprised I didn’t think of that.
Dear The New Normal: You have quickly become my new favorite television show. You literally crack my ass up. I love you.
And with that – I’m out.