Dear Nails: You refuse to grow. As soon as I you start to grow, you break, somewhere down low and then I have to cut you all off. This is getting old. I try to keep you pretty all the time, including this week.
Dear Little Lady Bug: I hope that you have an amazing birthday party tomorrow. It’s not often that we get to focus all of our attention on you, and I want to see a smile on your face all day and night.
Dear GTuck: Thank you for waking up at 3am to order me my new white 64 GB iPhone 5 this morning. You are the bomb. Now I just need to find a kick-ass case for it. I know you are already working on that too.
Dear Diet: As much as I want to stick with you, I’ve been failing big time. I will not give up. I will eventually start rocking you.
Dear Viva Glam 1 Mac Lipstick: I am so pissed that I lost you. At $15 a pop, you are too expensive for me to lose. Damn you for being the perfect color for me. I will be ordering another one of you today – but know that I am NOT happy about it.
Dear To Conquer a Highlander: I finished you today and you were good. However, when did regular “romance” novels become so dirty. I mean using words like c*ck and talking about b-j’s??!!!? I wasn’t expecting that – you weren’t Fifty Shades – but you were pretty close.
Dear new Infinity Scarf: I absolutely loved putting you on this morning. You are so soft and cozy and I will be wearing you all fall.
May all of you have a wonderful, safe weekend! Peace out!